This, on Repeat, All Day Long

Picture One

Liam: Isla, I love your toothpaste, uh, I mean you
Isla: That's nice of you to say, I think
Me: How cute, the kids are hugging, I think I'll take a picture


Picture Two

Liam: Oh, Mom has the camera, I think I'll smile
Isla: Mom, where are you, I can't see you
Me: Kids, smile!


Picture Three

Liam: This is getting old. How do I get what I really want . . .
Isla: Oh hi Mom. Smile? Okay, as long as I can see you and the toothpaste is still in my hand.
Me: Hi Isla! Smile for Mommy!


Picture Four

Liam: This is more like it. Just a little bit of this and shes sure to loosen her grip.
Isla: HELP MOM HELP
Me: Liam, stop! Let go of your sister.



Picture Five

Liam: In a second Mom, she still has what I want.
Isla: Mom, cut the crap and HELP ME ALREADY
Me: Why am I still taking pictures?...Liam, TIME OUT.



Picture Six
Liam: She's on to us, quick, run.
Isla: Mom. You failed me.
Me: Oh, Isla, it is okay. Smile for mommy :)


Picture SevenLiam: Yes Mom's distracted.
Isla: Don't even think about it Liam.
Me: Again, why am I still taking pictures??