Today at the Grocery Store
Liam, after asking incessantly for a pre-cut fruit tray, said "Mom, I have to whisper something in your ear.
Me, after incessantly ignoring his request, finally stopped alongside the overpriced organic vegetables, kneeled down, and said "Okay, what do you want to whisper in my ear?"
Liam paused. He cupped his little fingers over my good ear and said: "Mom, when you tell me no to buy fruit because it S-Pensive, I will squeeze my bum like this (body motion demonstrated) and then poop my pants."
5 comments:
Wow. I often wonder where they come up with these things. . . I would be dying laughing if I were you, Becs.
Laughing out loud right now. Can't wait to hear what Charlie has to say! I guess at least was asking for a fruit tray and not candy, right?
HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
oh my gosh....total laughing attack right now! that is hilarious! it sounded so matter-of-fact. and i absolutely love the play by play. classic story. you must keep this one in your story-telling bank.
Okay Becca. . . . I'm waiting for an updated post. Where are you?
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