Liam at the Park

Liam takes things very literally. Here is a prime example:

Last week at the park he met a girl and they fell in love. She followed him around play structure while he explained it's unbelievable duality; it was both a firehouse and a fire truck. She went down the slide when he told her too, apparently there was a fire near the swings they needed to tend to. A girl who was blonde and understood fireperson imperatives, talk about a dream woman. 

When walking home Liam told me he was going to marry her. They were going to live in a new house, but Isla could come with them because there would be bunk beds. Do you want to know what her name is? Hyper. 

Apparently, her first shared words were: "Hi! I am Hyper!" 

And his response: "Oh, I'm Liam. This is my fire truck and firehouse."